PrFont34Bin0BinSub0Frac0Def1Margin0Margin0Jc1Indent1440Lim0Lim1ASTRAL REFLECTIONS BY TIM STEPHENS MARCH 28 - APRIL 3, 2010 All times/dates are PDT. Women laugh at the jokes of men they find sexually arousing, and find un-sexual men unfunny. Men, I'm sure, possess some similar biological bias....I was a bit wrong on the stock market. It might climb until June. ARIES, your love life could sizzle in 2010. Until June, you are bent on pleasure, you feel strong, adventurous, and want to take a risk - to risk all, in some cases. This attitude naturally makes some members of the opposite sex (same sex if you're gay) weak-kneed and willing. But delays or indecision by the one you want might have frustrated your amorous advances the first two months. March through early June gets your engines going, and not much will stop you! However, one caution: during this strong romantic period you might be inclined to take risks in other areas, especially if you feel blocked in love. Your need for pleasure is so strong that you could turn to recreational "substances" to satisfy it. Or, you might charge recklessly into financial risk, or start your very own "fight club." Romance is a wiser choice! June through August boosts your confidence and luck. Notions of marriage could waft through your thoughts, but don't be hasty. Wait until you see what happens to this relationship - and your feelings - over the autumn. September to December brings deep sexual urges. You could meet the perfect bedroom partner, and be convinced you've found the perfect love. 2011 shows whether this is major love, or lust. SAGITTARIUS, you'll be luckier in home, security and domestic areas than in romance. However, the two could combine. If single, you might move in with a lover, or marry and gain a home. If married, your heart is definitely at home; you and your spouse will experience many moments of snuggling bliss. Your children will give you a reason to fall in love all over again - and many new couples could celebrate a wee arrival! Until early June your romance planet, Mars, occupies your wedding sector - this is a perfect influence for romance of the marrying kind. Though there have been "winter delays," after mid-March all indecisions about love should end - you'll step determinedly ahead - whether away from or to someone. June/July bring a first real hint of true romance, the giddy, two-feet-off-the-ground kind. This hint could grow into major stuff in 2011, so don't settle for second best in 2010. If you're unsure, wait. Socializing could bring a serious flirtation in August. Your sexual magnetism surges in November, but does your luck? Start Nothing: 11:55 p.m. Sun. to 4:21 a.m. Mon., 5:13 a.m. to 5:41 a.m. Wed., and 5:54 a.m. to 9:52 a.m. Fri. Aries March 21-April 19 You're in your element - action is your element, so charge forth. Romance, creative surges, love, partnership desires and opportunities - these attract you, especially Monday/Tuesday and Friday/Saturday. Remain realistic. Relationships this year and next develop slowly, and only proceed if you can show loyalty and ambition or dutifulness. They also bring you the same. You might be attracted to someone a generation older or younger. Mid-week emphasizes depths, secrets, big finances, and intimacy in a relationship - all luckily. April will beneficially feature money, earnings, income. Taurus April 20-May 20 Rest, lie low, contemplate and plan. Be spiritual, charitable. Cultivate allies by living up to obligations - but don't seek new ones. Get lots done, but start nothing new. This is an easy, smooth week. Oddly enough, the most pleasurable day, Sunday, is also most tense or disturbing, late night. Tackle chores Monday/Tuesday. Something sweet, perhaps just a mood(but perhaps a real person, opportunity) comes into your life Wednesday/Thursday. Friday might start a "difficult romance." You might take a big step toward one of your dreams/wishes in 7 or 8 weeks. See it, plan, prepare now. Gemini May 21-June 20 Wishes can come true now, especially those involving relationships, friends, socializing, flirtation, fame, public favour. Be outgoing, knock on someone's door. Start projects, or better yet, further those started two weeks ago (March 13-17). Push now, as mid-April will bring a slow-down, indecision and confused starts. Rest and dream Sunday. Romance (or a creative/gambling "run") sparks Monday/Tuesday - you could fall madly in! (At least for awhile.) Mid-week's for chores, but Friday/Saturday relationship excitement again! Weeks ahead hold a new intimacy - and government aid. Cancer June 21-July 22 Be ambitious, all week. (Though Wednesday morning and late Friday night might be good times to back off.) You're back in an extra-swift money current, lasting to early June. It comes and goes, so create a one-way valve, where it can only enter, not exit. A partner remains indecisive (perhaps about whether to end things or re-establish on more solid ground) or an opportunity (or enemy) remains elusive, also until June. But remember this: despite appearances, you need another, you should not act independently or "me firstly." Be home, Monday/Tuesday. Romantic vibes Wednesday/Thursday! Leo July 23-Aug. 22 A mellow, understanding influence continues. (Though that's quite a feat considering you're in the midst of a 7-month "warrior intensity." This over-heated vibe ends in June, and so might a present project in legal, far travel, international, schooling, media or cultural areas. So might an attraction; so might an enmity. For clues, watch embattled Leo Obama, in Afghan, Iraq, Israel and atop the health heap.) This week is lovely, smooth. Money caution Sunday. Talk, travel, paperwork Monday/Tuesday. Domestic, security interests lucky mid-week. Romantic, creative surge Friday/Saturday! Virgo Aug.23-Sept. 22 Mysteries, secrets abound - so do answers, clues and lucky revelations - be a detective! What you discover could lead to sweet intimacy, solutions to thorny problems, health cures, investment or financial success and, most valuable, self-discovery. (Also safest - for those other "prizes" need to pass two questions: are you being moral, and will any success support you without tying you down? The ultimate here is crime, and jail the ultimate "tie down.") It's a great, smooth week. Don't chase him/her Sunday. Money's "full" Monday: careful. Wisdom begins Wednesday, through April! Libra Sept. 23-Oct. 22 Crucial relationships continue to fill your thoughts and environment. You might need to make a decision, whether to pursue or graciously withdraw. Rest, lie low Sunday. Your energy, charm and magnetism rise nicely Monday/Tuesday - you might be approached! React quickly, yes or no (either way's okay) - by Wednesday onward, though it's a subtle thing, attractions tend to go "underground" - sex, intimacy flourish, but new contacts might be impaired by secrecy. Chase money, earnings Wednesday/Thursday - luck accompanies you! Friday/Saturday bring more talk than action, but flirtations please! Scorpio Oct. 23-Nov. 21 Apply yourself. You have lots to do, and your progress will be halted by delays and dead-ends beginning in mid-April. If you have an important task to start, start it now; don't wait a week. If you can't decide this week, then don't start. Your hopes rise Sunday, but are you running to or from that home-house dream? Retreat, lie low and rest Monday/Tuesday. Promise nothing, don't walk out on any limbs. Your energy and charisma surge Wednesday/Thursday: start, tackle, seize - get it done, luck's with you! Chase money Friday/Saturday. Mid-week starts four weeks of affectionate responses. Sagittarius Nov. 22-Dec. 21 Romance still high on the agenda! (And/or pleasure, vacation, creativity, rewarding risks, charming children.) Fun and adventures are as necessary as work. (A mild, pleasant, even opportune streak of work begins mid-week). Ambitions lead to stress Sunday. Your popularity rises Monday/Tuesday - flirtations, entertainment and wish-fulfillment mingle. A full Moon could bring a commitment or "mad love!" Retreat, take a rest mid-week - make future plans Thursday - they're lucky. You attract the world Friday/Saturday: make your play, ask favours, seize something rather than accept a promise. Capricorn Dec. 22-Jan. 19 The accent remains on domesticity, security, real estate, mother nature and nutrition. Decide what/whom to "let go" and what/whom to nurture. (Frankly, the winter past and this spring contain more letting go than otherwise: this frees "space" for your new life, which is coming!) Continue to be beware your own impulsivity in sex and big finances. However, if you're steady, thoughtful, now to early June you can make a successful property investment, or beneficially change your household, children's future, retirement plans. Be ambitious Monday/Tuesday. Hopes replace gloom mid-week! Aquarius Jan. 20-Feb. 18 Nothing big is at stake, so enjoy busyness without getting stressed. It's a perfect week for "curiosity's trip" - visit the library, explore a new neighbourhood, chat up an interesting individual, etc. Write, call, tackle paperwork. A mild, sweet domestic, restful trend begins mid-week, to last through April. Sunday lures in sex or money - danger teaches you something. Wisdom, love, intellectual matters flow Monday/Tuesday, might even swell to a climax. All's fine! Be ambitious mid-week - Thursday could bring a money or career plum! Popularity, flirtations, wish-fulfillment Friday/Saturday! Pisces Feb. 19-March 20 Chase money, and make needed, wise purchases. (Mid-April to early May will be the wrong time to buy anything, especially travel tickets -- get 'em now, especially Wednesday/Thursday, or wait.) Relationships can please or go haywire late Sunday: tone down reactions. Mysteries, sexual desires, big finances loom Monday/Tuesday - "results" could happen quickly! Be patient with (computers) Monday. Wisdom, gentle love, international or religious themes enter Wednesday/Thursday. You might be headed overseas, or to higher learning, Thursday! Be ambitious, but not pushy, Friday/Saturday. www.astralreflections.com. Email: timstephens@shaw.ca. For a reading: 416-686-5014. /30/